I was at a grocery store today. As I turned down an aisle, I saw a dude who looked a lot like Lucifer from Supernatural. Since I'm a freak of nature I accidentally shouted,
"LUCIFER!"
I didn't mean to yell that loud!
An elderly lady beside me, shrieked and smacked me in the face with a bag of bird seed, "DAMN HOOLIGAN!"
I fell backwards, hit a shelf, the shelf broke, and I landed on the floor, covered in loafs of bread.
Oops.
I also have a black eye from that bird seed...